Big Bertha Thing pathos
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Detail from painting of captive musketeers.

Caption:-
Porthos took hold of a bar (foot rail) with both hands

 From the book
Twenty Years After
by Alexandre Dumas
Published by George G.Harrup & Co.Ltd., 1923
Reprinted 1929
(C) Copyright Tony Lance 1998
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Big Bertha Thing poem

Some Days, Then Some

by Tony Lance

I've had better days, he thought and said.
When I could get my sorry butt out of bed.
When I wasn't mistook for as good as dead.
When they didn't fill my boots with all that lead.

There are days sometimes, of sunshine on my head.
Windswept shores viewed from along a beachy-head.
Carefree larks, in a clearly blue sky, over-head.
Then of course, I became a headmaster, the old man said.

Tony Lance
tonylance@bigberthathing.com
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Hi Tony T.,
The following may go some way to shed light on the problem.

Newsgroups: microsoft.public.windows.vista.general
From: Tony Lance 
Date: Sun, 04 Sep 2011 09:07:34 -0700
Local: Sun, Sep 4 2011 5:07 pm
Subject: Big Bertha Thing Deaf
Hi Kevin John,
  That goes for Kevin whats-his-face too.
  Now let me get this straight, you are not corporate sponsered.
  Microsoft has already pushed the button to close this newsgroup.
  It was a dud. It was sitting there in public and nobody could
  resist pushing the button, so they had to disable it.
  Microsoft wants your postings on its proprietary newsgroup.
  They have spammed 500 newsgroups with closure notices.
  They lost their anti-trust case and nobody did an ATT&T on them.
  US government bust proof and indestructable.

NB My previous two postings contain 3 copy postings which were
  filtered.

From: Tony Lance 
  Newsgroups: swnet.sci.astro,sci.space.policy
  Subject: Big Bertha Thing Extract
  Date: Sat, 21 Apr 2007 19:03:45 +0100

Big Bertha Thing Deaf

One day God woke up, deaf-as-a-post. He could not hear anyone
  speaking. Nothing, dinada, zilch, not even one line e-mail.
  Fortunately it only lasted 6 days and He managed to keep himself busy.

A PPT takes 6 hours people time, 18 hours computer time. It just
  seems longer.
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---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: Tony Toews 
Date: Sep 4, 9:42 pm
Subject: Big Bertha Thing Chair
To: microsoft.public.access.queries

On Sep 4, 9:42 pm, Tony Toews  wrote:
> Go away.  Your posting is not relevant to these newsgroups.
>Tony
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